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[hashrap]

TG: if you called to start a passionate love affair youll need to get in fucking line

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hapy birthday <3

[wytchkkrafts]

[ maybe he won't see this until it is the late night of december 4th but it's been sitting there since the afternoon of december 3rd. under dave's pillow he will find 4 things.

1. a fake id with the name : ronaldo barry von capeington.
2. a bottle of lube.
3. a bottle of apple juice.
4. a note attached to the bottle of lube. ]

sup dave happy fucking birthday to u
stop fuckin around the house so much its driving jade crazy
but since its ur wiggling day and everything i thought id ingulge yu because im the best fucking teen mom there is
i know you agree
so feel free to knock urself out but make sure to use tissues instead of johns shampoo
got you teh apple juice to make up for that btw
the other thing is just a bonus so we can walk into bars together
be glad i didnt stuff ths in your locker because thatd be pretty fucking embarrassing for you
see in u dentention ;)

[hashrap]

did you seriously get me lube for my birthday

[wytchkkrafts]

yes