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[hashrap]

TG: if you called to start a passionate love affair youll need to get in fucking line

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it's the 3rd 4 u

[nitidus]

Happy birthday, douchenozzle. I have cleaned my whole bedroom in your honor. I have also baked you a cake, you can eat it whenever you like.


Also we are having a party tomorrow night, so you should probably go for a bath. Until I smell the soothing scent of Radox from you, you won't get your present.

[hashrap]

what did you put in the cake
i dont know if i trust your cooking
is there a stripper in it

[nitidus]

I tried to ask John to repay the favor you bestowed on his shampoo, but he was having none of it. I'm afraid you just have a regular cake with icing and no strippers inside.

I could draw a picture of Karkat in his underwear if you'd like though. Perhaps Gamzee?

[hashrap]

its because he got a thorough schooling in the bro code and nobody drank his apple juice so his danglies shriveled up
its a dude thing rose you wouldnt understand

no

[nitidus]

I see. So yu can onlt get it up for AJ. That's v v interesting.

Uh hu.